Rihanna: Drunken Queen of Barbados

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Here’s Rihanna celebrating Kadooment Day by getting epically shit-hammered drunk and dry butt-humping all of Barbados. And just to emphasize how “right up our alley” – *jiggles tie* – these pics are, if Batman was standing in the background giving Rihanna the thumbs up, I’d fight to the death anyone who tried to say I didn’t make these happen with my mind. MY PSYCHIC BUTT POWERS ARE MANY.

While most of us woke up and went to work this morning, Rihanna got up, slid into this a pile of ruby fishnets and started downing rum out of a cup she found lying next to a chicken coop. From there, it was only another a matter of more rum until she thought simulating doggy style sex on a parade float would be an awesome idea. And when isn’t it? Anyway, all this is to celebrate Kadooment Day in Barbados which I’m just going to assume is some sort of ritual to declare a new queen of da island. Later, a bunch of nerds will use “Google” and tell me it’s about the sugar cane harvest then question how I even got this job. Which, funny enough, also involved rum, fishnets and this. Whatever this is.

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Rihanna shares seductive picture of herself

Rihanna Smoking Sigar

Rihanna posted a picture of herself on Twitter that showed her enjoying a cigar as she lazed in bed wearing some black underwear.

The singer posted a picture of herself on Twitter enjoying a lie-in while wearing very little clothing.

Rihanna, 24, was relaxing in her bed in some black underwear while smoking on what appeared to be a cigar.

The Diamonds singer is clearly more than a little bit obsessed with herself as she posed for the photograph while looking at a picture of herself on her iPhone.

Wearing a diamond bracelet and matching necklace Rihanna looked seductively as she took the morning off and stayed in bed.

Speaking to Nick Grimshaw on the Radio 1 Breakfast Show, Rihanna revealed how stressful and tiring her 777 tour was.

he said: ‘I’m a little sick right now but I’m not affected by it, I’m in a great mood – I’m getting a bit of a cold.

‘It was fun. It was exhausting… it was definitely different doing your job but with 200 guests coming along with you – they want you to get drunk after the show. Most of the plane rides were two hours to four hours.

‘I used my time wisely… I didn’t party too hard. I had to save my voice – sometimes you wish you could give more.’

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Rihanna tweets topless picture of Chris Brown in bed

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Still just friends? Rihanna tweets topless picture of Chris Brown in bed... two days after leaving night club together.

They’ve yet to confirm they’re back on, but Chris Brown and Rihanna certainly don’t seem too concerned with hiding their relationship anymore.

The stars were not shy about showing followers on their Twitter accounts that they were enjoying one another’s private company on Saturday, despite some fans expressing their opposition to the pair reuniting.

Rihanna was Unapologetic about posting an image of Chris topless on a bed surrounded by The Simpsons memorabilia.

The 24-year-old’s picture showed him with his jeans half way down his bottom and his underwear on display.

His cap and coat were tossed to the side of the unmade bed and Rihanna gave the snap a hash tag of #BartObsessed.

Apart from the fact that they have been seen together recently as he tours, his identity was clear because of his eye-catching tattoos.

Hours before, Chris has posted a photograph of himself decked out in the attire which would later end up scattered in the bedroom.

They did little to quash rumours as they spent Thanksgiving partying together in Berlin on Thursday.

She had attended Chris’ concert in the German capital and joined him at the after-show party at a night club.

Rihanna was seen doing shots at the venue while Chris puffed on a cigarette. They were later spotted getting into the same car.

Chris Brown topless in bed

Chris was charged with assaulting then-girlfriend Rihanna in 2009.

The pair, who can be heard duetting on a song together on Rihanna’s new album Unapologetic, insist they are now just friends.

And while she has scotched claims they are an item once again, Rihanna recently described her former flame as 'kinda alright’.

The singer was supporting Chris on his Carpe Diem tour after wrapping her own tour, 777, which saw her perform in seven countries in seven days, after turning a jumbo jet into her own private tour bus.

She dressed in a short jumper dress and high-top trainers to attend her ex’s concert, slipping on a thick red jacket before leaving to help her keep warm.

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